Are women really as hard to understand as many would have you believe?
Imagine for once, the sweet pleasure of knowing everything that is needed to make your girl happy. That would be so nice, right?
According to him, women expect men to know some things, and once men understand these things, there won’t be relationships issues as much as we have them these days.
You can actually make your bae happy. Here’s all you need to know.
1. Women giggle a lot when they like you. Even over dumb things You can say “Balcony” & they will giggle like a new born baby being tickled.
2. Women NEED to hear how you feel about them. Often. Tell her now. All the time. Do it. It’s easy.
3. Women love it when you hug them from behind and whisper in their ears
4. Women are unimpressed by a man who can’t or doesn’t take the lead
5. If she sleeps over, you owe her breakfast in bed
6. If you have female friends. Its best to consult them before buying your woman a gift.
7. Women love a man who knows exactly what they are doing when they see each other. Organisation is a turn on to women.
8. Women are afraid of losing their independence when in a relationship.
9. Women expect you to call them. [All the time]
10. Oral sex is your get out of jail free card. If you got money. So is buying her new shoes. [But oral sex especially]
11. Women would prefer you break up with them than cheat on them.
12. A lady should always be greeted with kisses and tight two-armed hugs
13. If a woman is not feeling loved, She will start looking elsewhere… Them DM stay popping. Don’t slip. Be woke.
14. Even good girls love hushed dirty talk in public.
15. Women know every detail about the relationship. The time you last texted, called, bought her anything…EVERYTHING!
16. A women will leave if you lie. No matter how small the lie is. They hate lies.
Women love a man in grey sweat pants and think you look cute in a short sleeved collared shirt
17. Women are more forgiving than they should be. Don’t abuse this.
18. Women love it when you are sweaty. Especially after gym. Just make sure you don’t stink
19. When a woman start ranting about how fat she is… Say nothing. Play FIFA. Ignore. [Just don’t say anything] It’s a trap.
20. If you did something bad and she keeps quiet. She seems cool with it right? Wrong! She’s pissed (see no. 10)
21. Women get urinary-tract infections easily. Watch and wash your fingers. [You know why you have to]
22. Women are in heaven when you are holding their hand. Especially in front of friends, family and in public. [Something about that PDA]
23. Women think they are pregnant a few days before their periods. Even though they have no rational reason to think so.
24. When a woman asks about how she looks, using the word ‘fine’ is never appropriate. Even if you aren’t paying much attention. Don’t say it.
25. When in doubt [on what to wear], go with a pair of jeans and a shirt that matches your eyes or hair colour
Women are terrified of being like their mothers even though some of them admire their moms.
26. Women hate it when you wear leather pants. Only rock stars are allowed to wear such atrocious attire
27. Discussion of ex-girlfriends and ex-boyfriends should be avoided at all times.
28. Women love you when you wear hooded clothes. They love those hooded clothing just as much as you. They will steal you both. Or the item.
29. Surprises (especially in gifts) equal more loving which equals more sex.
30. Women think you are sexy when you are fixing things, shaving, wear a shirt and jeans, driving, eating a fruit and holding a baby.
31. It’s cheating if you are doing something you don’t want her to see, hear or read about
32. Women like it when you tell them what you are thinking about, even if you aren’t sure what you are thinking about
33. If you ask a woman out directly, she might say yes. Stop assuming. She’s more likely to say yes if it’s direct
34. Never tell a woman what to do.
35. Celebrating an anniversary (even if its only been like a few months) gives you extra bonus.
36. Women are impressed when you ask them for advice on the things you are doing, love and care about. Especially your school or work work.
37. She wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you and for you to recognise this.
38. Your shoe Game will determine whether you are fashionable in her eyes or not. [This is so important]
39. REAL MEN DRIVE MANUALS. She loves to see your muscles flex when you turn the wheel and change gears
40. Actually, you should have known this earlier – women expect you to know everything.