Jokes: A Nigerian Police officer goes to heaven

​St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a Chinese police officer walks up.

“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?”

“I was a policeman,” he responded.

“What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked.

“I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids.”

“Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates.”

A few moments later a second policeman walks up.

“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?”

“I was a policeman from South Africa,” he responded.

“What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked.

“I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers.”

“Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise.”

A few moments later a third policeman from Nigeria walks up.

“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?”

“Sir, my name is Sergeant Akpos of the special unit, Nigeria Police Force. I served and protected my country. Before i died, i was Ex-president Obasanjo’s aide,” he responded.

“Thanks for your introduction sergeant” St Peter responded

“I was a  Sir.”

“Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you?”

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